Pipedream 3some Holey Trinity
If you start getting a little wet every time you see a jackhammer the way I do, I wouldn't waste your time with this gimicky toy.
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No More Wet Spot Waterproof Blanket
You don't need to be a squirter to appreciate a good waterproof blanket for sexytimes, since there are often puddles of lube or other fluids that it's lovely to contain and have a clean surface to sleep on after.
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Avant D2 and Avant D4 by Blush Novelties
They both have really good suction cups which stick beautifully to mirrors to help them dry without getting as much cat hair on them. In even better news, they stick together very well, and I discovered that one can make an exceptional thrusting handle for the other.
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Zumio
So from the outset I should make it clear that I was probably not the person this toy was designed for. But that doesn't mean I didn't get a fair bit from the experience.
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I Love Friend Sex
The social effort required to get to know people well enough to learn if I'd want to sleep with them, plus all the time that goes into learning someone's body and teaching them about mine is daunting.
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I'm More Attracted to Men but I Have More Sex With Women
Oh, the lady pile. It's a place I've found myself more often than I'd have expected to do so, considering that I find myself more into cock than pussy.
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Eleven Things I Learned at Swingset Takes Over Desire 2016
I had no idea how much zing I'd get from the 'Yes, Ma'am' he gave me as I walked out of the room to use the washroom, instructing him that I expected him to be on his back and ready for me when I returned, despite his shaky limbs.
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Shenanniversary
We began the night with social time, drinks and food as people arrived and got the chance to meet people they didn't know. We lined up all the toys on the mantle and enjoyed the colourful plethora of options on display.
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